September 2011
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Girls Vs. Guys →
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
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When you were younger and a friend came round →
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
That moment when you eat at a fancy restaurant and... →
When someone apologizes for bumping into you when... →
YOU BETTER BE SORRY
If I was a teacher, I would make a test where all... →
The kids would all be like:
“What is going on here?”
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When you're listening to a heavy song in your...
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
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That One Weird Bestfriend You Do Weird Things With...
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When someone turns on the light and wakes you up
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